July, 2008

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Going Over the Boss's Head: Like Swimming With Sharks While a T-bone is Strapped to Your Butt

On The Job

Before I get into discussing the issue of whether you can -- or should -- go over your boss's head, I'd like to share a little story with you. Once upon a time there was a young woman named Letitia Hood. Because her hair was a vibrant auburn color, and she was a bit vertically challenged, she was known in her office as Little Red Riding Hood -- or "Red" for short.

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If You Were a Salad, What Kind of Dressing Would You Be?

On The Job

Anyone searching for a job knows the excitement of finally landing an interview. But just imagine how you would feel, after prepping for hours to make sure you're ready to answer questions about why you'd be great for the job, to have a hiring manager lean earnestly forward and ask: "If you could compare yourself with any animal, which would it be and why?

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Ten Things They Never Taught You in School But you Gotta Know in Order to Survive on the Job

On The Job

Most new parents I know say that can't believe the hospital just let them walk out with their newborn child. The panic sets in as they realize there is no owner's manual to accompany such a momentous event in their lives. The same could be true of the workplace. Sure, some attend years and years of school, but nothing really prepares you for what the workplace is truly like.

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What You Can Learn from a Turkey Buzzard About Striking Out on Your Own

On The Job

I often describe my job these days as being a turkey buzzard. This is not something I am proud of. Well, maybe. A little bit. That's because at a time when journalists are being laid off by the hundreds and the freelance writing market sometimes resembles a sweatshop operation, I have managed to survive. How? I've learned to take what others might term "road kill" and turn it into a pretty decent meal.

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HIA Technologies Turns a New Chapter in Professional Development and Training

HIA Technologies announces the launch of Qvio™️ - transforming video engagement with two-way interactivity. With Qvio viewers can ask questions and get instant answers from the content owner's Author-Controlled AI™️.

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Watch Out for That Wrinkle -- It May be a Career Killer

On The Job

Recently, a friend told me about a party she attended called "Botox or Bangs." For those of you unaware of this trend (as I was), it means that when you get of a "certain age" you can either cut bangs to hide the wrinkles in your forehead, or you can get Botox to freeze your forehead so it doesn't move for months and it looks unlined. My friend opted for the bangs -- and the Botox.

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How to Know When It's Time to Take Your Job Off Life Support

On The Job

You can't exactly put your finger on it, but somehow your job has started sucking the life force out of you. Every day you feel a little more depressed , a little more like maybe you should just call in sick and sit home and watch "Cash Cab." Still, the thought of looking for another job is even more depressing. There's the business of writing the resume.

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Ten Rules Guaranteed to Cause You Less Stress

On The Job

It's Friday. TGIF, right? You've put in some long hours, dedicated yourself to the job and figured out a way to whittle your lunch tab down to $1.25 (ketchup put into hot water makes tomato soup, right?). I know you're stressed. That's why I'm here to tell you that it's really OK if you: 1. See that when you're the only one getting on the elevator with the top boss you suddenly say: "Oops!

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Five Reasons No One Wants to Listen to You at Work

On The Job

While we spend a lot of time these days using electronic communication, we can never forget the importance of that face-to-face communication that is so critical to our success. People make a snap judgement about you the minute you meet them. They check out what you're wearing, how your hair looks, if you smell good (or at least, not bad) and then they wait for you to open your mouth.

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What's So Bad About Being No. 2?

On The Job

As Barack Obama and John McCain try and decide who should be their vice-presidential running mate, let's take a look at what's so great about being No. 2. OK. Hmmmm. 1. You're not No. 3. 2. You usually get a good parking spot. 3. See reason No. 1. All right, all kidding aside, is it really so bad to be No. 2? Well, it can be kind of tough to proclaim that you're really proud to be second-in-command in this country.

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The Ultimate LMS Buyer’s Guide: Everything You Need to Know When Purchasing an LMS

Whether you’re shopping for your very first learning management system (LMS) or looking to upgrade, the process can be overwhelming. With so many vendor options, each with its own multitude of features and pricing structures, even the most seasoned educators, trainers, and business leaders can feel lost in a sea of choices! Finding the LMS that’s best suited for your organization requires a planned, strategic approach.

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You're Such a Total Dumb**s for Not Taking That Promotion.Or Maybe Not.

On The Job

If your boss walked up to you today and offered you a promotion, with quite a substantial pay raise, would you take it? "Well, duh," you might think. "Of course." Now let's say that your boss offers you more money, but you will also be required to relocate -- or work more hours or perhaps take on tasks you don't like. So, do you still take the promotion?

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Warning! Have You Become a Toxic Sponge?

On The Job

I once had a job where the boss was a toxic leader. You know the kind: arrogant, small-minded, belittling, etc. (In short, what Bob Sutton refers to as the "asshole boss.") But no matter how miserable she made my life, no matter how unhappy she made the lives of everyone in the office, I kept a smile on my face. "Good morning!" I would chirp at the beginning of every day to my co-workers.

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